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I used to work at a tennis court and I saw some extremely messed up stuff there which is why I'm so anti-tennis now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
• A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her tennis match and said "I don't want mto play tennis anymore, kill me" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her face and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
• A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want atennis ball" and the skylar said "ok" and he stole a dark orb and said "congratulations it's a tennis ball" and the girl said "can I keep it " and skylar said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
• They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the exposed sewage line (I signed using eisenhowers name)
• One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot play tennis, even trees, cars, or barns
• The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man
• The Jon Mark, jon mar invented this thing he called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a rack of pipe bombs to a pitching machine so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
• The oldest child we played tennis with was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a tennis player until his wife brought in photos
• The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's TENNIS TEAM including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
• During every successful game, the coach would shout "take that, tennis" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get tavo bell for free
